40+ Times Pregnant Women Sent Hilarious Texts

Belly button updates are extremely crucial at this stage because you never know what yours might look like from one day to the next. Thus, it’s of utmost importance that you inform your partner every day about it. In this case, the woman’s belly button somehow managed to resemble a cat’s behind.

An awkward kind of revenge, don’t you think? So, she yelled at him at first and then proceeded to fart on him all night. Makes one wonder what that poor guy ever did to deserve this kind of smelly treatment. Anyhow, we all know that all is forgiven when it comes to pregnancy.

That man is lucky that his wife has such a funny sense of humor and cared enough to even apologize. However, for the woman’s sake, we sure hope the guy wasn’t awake to experience the gas attack.

What is it about pregnancy that makes everything look and smell like food? As if it’s not bad enough to gain weight from carrying an actual human inside you, you’re also just suffering from constant hunger and cravings.

This poor woman’s pregnant brain got the best of her and now she can’t help but be reminded of little smokey sausages every time she looks down at her feet. We sure hope whoever she’s texting gets her some food, and fast, before she begins eating her foot.

TMI much? Of all the things or body parts that could’ve been bothering her, she decided it was her butthole that was uncomfortable. The things that husbands have to hear during pregnancy are absolutely crazy but hey, this guy has got it all worked out — as soon as she said her bottom was giving her issues, he gave her a solution.

As for the woman, we can’t believe she opened the text talking about her butthole and then proceeded to ask how he is only after that.

Yup, that’s right — she’s got it all figured out. She has mastered the art of balance. We sure hope this routine works out well for her. She seems proud now, so highly doubt she’ll regret that half pack of double stuffed Oreos.

Man, even writing about it is getting us hungry. What we’re left wondering (besides what we’re going to eat) is what her husband had to say about her newfound diet.

This would most definitely be an emergency for anyone. Forgetting to include cheese sauce is not only a mistake but a punishable offense. We don’t blame this lady for texting her husband in a frenzy. If we were her, we would have done the same thing — pregnant or not.

This one-sided exchange makes us wonder whether or not she was able to convince her husband to go back to the restaurant to get her some cheese sauce. We can only hope, for his sake.

In general, it can be hard to decide what kind of food you’re in the mood for. With that being said, we can only imagine how difficult it must have been for this poor pregnant lady to decide whether she wanted brownies, cake, ice cream, or pie — or maybe everything? If it were up to us, we would probably go for the brownie and ice cream.

However, she’s pregnant and she can get whatever she wants. We’re definitely not judging. Let’s just hope this hubby doesn’t go broke trying to fulfill all her cravings.

Work is tiring for anyone, let alone someone who’s pregnant. It’s hard enough being pregnant some days — even if you’re just sitting at home — but most jobs demand that women continue to work until right before the due date.

Who even made these rules? At least this woman has found the humor in it. Her joke does make us actually wish calling in pregnant was a real term.

Pregnant or not, this could be any of us. Pregnancy hormones drive women crazy to the point that sometimes they might not even be aware of their actions. This poor woman caught herself in the reflection of the window. What was she doing? Licking the pan clean after cooking homemade fettuccine alfredo, of course.

We guess that tells us how the dish came out. No judgment here, though. From the sounds of the husband’s response, though, it doesn’t sound like this was the first time she’d done something like that.

A baby? Nope, a cheeseburger. Overeating exists even in the pregnancy world, and this unfortunate woman just happens to have fallen a victim to it. She should probably make a run for it, as fast as she possibly can, if she doesn’t wish to have an awkward experience on the sidewalk in front of random passers-by.

Her husband’s response to her text about the fact that she feels like she’s exploding made this a whole lot funnier. He thought that she was referring to the baby and naturally, he knows the due date, so he was there to remind her that it wasn’t time to give birth yet. Little did he know that she was actually talking about the giant cheeseburger she had just demolished.

Here’s a woman in the process of making a cozy home for her little incoming guest. We wonder what fell on her head, though. The poor husband was at work when he received a text from his wife that seemed quite concerning.

At least they have found some humor in it all, though. She even promised that she’ll wait until her husband comes back from work to pass away so that they can have a rather relaxing departure together.

Pregnant or not, if any husband or partner gets a free Slurpee and doesn’t bring one home for their significant other, he will most definitely have to spend the night outside. He either gets her a Slurpee or… gets her a Slurpee! That’s all — pretty easy equation if you ask us.

All this talk about Slurpees is making us thirsty, and we wish we had someone to bring us one on request. Oh well, we just hope the woman had a good time with her Slurpee and her poor husband didn’t have to spend the night outside.

That’s a lot of requests for one day, woman, are you sure that it’s even healthy? How on Earth does she even plan on having all of those things? In any event, we know that “fluffy cookies with frosting and sprinkles” sounds quite vague but we have a feeling that we know exactly what cookies she’s talking about — and she should totally get them!

Did she end up getting everything she wanted, or did her hubby not give in to her pregnancy cravings at all? Well, that wouldn’t be a smart move but we guess we’ll never know!

The requests keep coming! This woman here wants a blackened chicken quesadilla, and the specifics are really important. You can just tell how bad it would be if this husband decided not to bring home any of those things.

Again, though, the husband’s texts are a no-show, so we really have no idea if this lady got everything she needed. Let’s hope she did because her blackened chicken quesadilla idea was a super good one!

Rapid cheeseburger consumption does need some time, so clearing schedules is of the utmost importance. We don’t know whether or not it was a joke that she cleared her schedule to make room for her delicious endeavors, but if she was serious, then she deserves major props.

She’s got some serious business to attend to. Let’s just hope that by the end of it, she won’t be exploding like the other lady on this list.

Aww, this was super cute! Even though men can’t physically experience pregnancy, they know and can understand some of the sufferings it brings. One of the many discomforts that can women experience during their pregnancy is contractions.

This poor woman here is complaining about her sufferings to her partner while he’s merely making the subject lighter with his witty reply. If that’s not love, we don’t know what is.

Okay, we all get it now — you’re hungry. Now, please stop spamming your partner. We wonder what her significant other had to say. Perhaps this would seem funny or cute if the guy wasn’t busy, but what if he had been in an important meeting or something?

Regardless, we sincerely hope this woman got her food at the end of the day, considering how adamant she was about her hunger.

Okay, that’s both super gross and awkward. If we had sent this to our significant other, they would probably react the same way this guy did — completely unsurprised by the text they just received.

But, despite losing a whole lot of mucus, this gal seems to have a pretty positive attitude. Then again, we guess there are worse things to deal with while you’re pregnant.

You know you’ve been pregnant a little too long when even your autocorrect only cares about your pregnancy. If whoever she texted truly was all over her placenta somehow, that would be an entirely different story.

This text for sure made both parties laugh out loud — and we can understand why! Being pregnant has its own perks, too, as it makes people funnier even if it’s accidental. And you know what they say, laughter is the best medicine.

Okay, as funny as this whole text exchange is, it would be quite an issue if this woman truly didn’t want to be present at her own child’s birth. These soon-to-be-parents really have to get a hold of themselves before they welcome their new family member into the world.

Labor is difficult and intense as it is, but being afraid of it would just make things even worse. And as far as the husband goes, he really should man up and be there for his baby’s delivery.

This is a struggle a lot of pregnant women have to face — swollen feet. Pregnancy can have a major impact on a woman’s body, and feet are no exception. For many ladies, their feet swell up to the point that they can’t wear shoes they normally can.

This poor woman probably really wanted to get some new kicks she liked but from the looks of it, she’ll have to wait a few more months.

Even if this wasn’t meant to be a joke and was strictly a typo, we can understand the woman’s reaction here. After all, she had just excitedly stated that they’re having another child together — to which he replied that he’s leaving her. Ouch!

This could have caused the poor woman to have a mini heart attack. Still, despite the nausea and shock that this husband caused his wife, we couldn’t help but laugh at the entire exchange…

Right, so, this woman seems to prefer to test people (i.e. strangers) in the weirdest way possible. And while it’s certainly an unconventional method, we’re absolutely obsessed with it. We really can’t stop laughing.

In all honesty, the more times we read this conversation, the more we’re convinced that it’s actually comedic gold. Let’s just hope this lady got the practice she wanted and needed.

Isn’t this the story of everyone’s life? We wish we could just continue to eat forever and never have to worry about gaining weight, especially while pregnant. It’s such a struggle having to worry about gaining weight yet constantly being hungry.

This poor woman here is also the victim of this outrageous phenomenon. We love her selection of memes, don’t you? We hope that one day, we discover a way to eat anything and everything we want without gaining a single pound.

This is just adorable. We can literally picture pregnant women having trouble getting out of bed. With pregnancy, everything changes; your body grows and expands in odd places, and you also lose maximum mobility.

That makes getting out of bed a chore for anyone four months into their pregnancy. You can’t just bend however you want anymore, so you end up getting stuck like this poor turtle on its back.

That’s the one thing you want to never hear after a night out! Whether you’re a man or woman, it’s crucial to be safe when having fun, but this couple seems to have managed to mess things up — BIG TIME!

Although she announced her pregnancy in a super comedic way, we’re almost certain that the person on the receiving end of the text was in absolute shock. Whoops.

We don’t know about you guys but judging from this text exchange, we’d say that romance is definitely still alive for these two lovebirds. There’s nothing like receiving a text from your pregnant wife about getting poked and prodded in very private places.

Of course, like any other hubby, this guy had to make a joke about his wife’s check-up at the doctor. In all seriousness, while this may not be the most passionate of conversations, we can’t help but appreciate how close these two are and the fact that they can joke about anything.

Instead of typing ‘things,’ this mommy-to-be got so excited about her news that she ended up typing ‘thugs’ instead. And because of the typo, her announcement was that much funnier.

Typos are already funny enough on their own, but couple them with thugs and pregnancy, and you’ll manage to create something as viral as this text thread!

Some say a woman’s pregnancy cravings can be out of this world, but even when it’s the most usual of things, one shouldn’t underestimate their determination to get what they want without backing down!

Poutine tastes amazing, and we second that. However, imagine being threatened with a kick in the shin if you come without poutine. Now, not only is it a delicious treat, but your life basically depends on it now.

To eat or to sleep, that is the ULTIMATE question for soon-to-be mothers. Both require a good amount of energy, but one is easier said than done. Pregnant mothers have it rough, and there’s nothing that can make the process totally simple, but some food and sleep can easily help them cope with it all.

It looks like any plans of eating and/or sleeping have been put on hold, though, considering that this woman can’t even get herself up from off the floor. SOS!

Talk about being smooth as butter! Everyone knows that mommies-to-be have serious cravings, and those cravings can range anywhere from sweet to salty to spicy, or even plain ol’ chips and guac. This woman seems to be a smooth talker and surely knows how to get what she wants in the most diplomatic way possible!

We really like how she set the whole text up in a way that let her partner know she had a craving, but also got him to understand that he wasn’t “required” to go to the store. Real smooth…

Pregnancy can bring about a lot of changes in a person, both physically and mentally. While the mental and emotional struggles are hard to cope with, the physical ones seem to be more tangible, and therefore, have a greater effect on how a pregnant woman sees herself in the mirror.

Although she chose a rather funny way to express her emotion — through a meme — we can’t help but hope that this woman isn’t actually hating on her body, especially when going through such a special time in her life!

This is just absolutely hilarious! Showing the partner that he’ll be getting only what he gives is a rather mischievous and humorous way this woman decided to deal with her pregnancy cravings.

It no longer matters where the partner will be stopping anymore, as this wife clearly has the upper hand here when deciding what she will and won’t get. Now, the husband will have to bring something for her if he wants to even be welcomed into the house, let alone have anything for dinner!

The cravings of a pregnant woman sure are crazy! This expecting mother seems to have taken a special liking towards Heinz ketchup. Although we know it tastes super good, and is a classic over a bowl of fries, the fact that she would want to drink it in the shower appalls us!

Or perhaps she mistook it for shampoo? You never know with pregnancy brain! And while we may never know the real reason why this lady brought ketchup into the shower, we have to admit that we had a very good laugh at the thought.

Pregnancy is scary, and there’s no other way to put it. Considering that this woman’s due date was nearing faster than she had expected, we can understand the last-minute jitters that just won’t go away! We feel nothing but sympathy and concern for her mood swings and health, but we hope all goes smoothly for her and her baby!

The entire process of conceiving and growing a child might be scary, but it can be a smooth process with the right mindset and support system.

Breaking the news of a pregnancy to anyone can be tough, but we love the way this woman has done it! Instead of directly telling her partner that she’s expecting, she chose to play around with words and let him know that she has passed a great test with flying colors!

Very humorous, if you ask us. While a pregnancy test is accurate almost all of the time, one should still get tested at a clinic in our opinion, especially if you’ve been wanting to conceive for a long time.

For some weird reason, the other person texting this pregnant woman seems to think the result on the pregnancy test is regarding her temperature and not the other thing! While this is surely a great confusion on the other person’s part, we cannot help but find it funny that the person thought it was a thermometer — even while a section of the stick has “Doctor” written on it.

Also, who on Earth can have a temperature as low as 11° Fahrenheit only? That’s just crazy to even consider!

A meatball sandwich can be super yummy, but to perish over that? We think not! However, this pregnant woman seems to absolutely love the idea of munching down on a meatball sandwich, and it shows.

The only problem here is that the meatball sandwich was left out overnight, and it can be harmful to her health. However, there’s clearly nothing else for her to eat, so she decided to consume the leftover food instead.

People seem to think that one cannot remain attractive or even desirable once they get pregnant, but that’s absolutely not true! This wife just threw up, and we already feel bad enough for her.

However, she seems to think it’s an unattractive thing about her, and that breaks our heart! After throwing up, her first thought was to text her husband, but she added the underlying fact that it might not be the most alluring text her husband wished to receive out of the blue.

Labor pain can be intense, and no one wants to deal with them out of the blue! This woman had a false labor pain alarm, which instead turned out to be her bowel system getting ready to attend to nature’s call!

The husband, unfortunately, received the second text first — or so it seems — which is why he was so confused about what happened to his wife, to begin with.

Being pregnant can create a lot of bowel issues, and not being able to defecate is one of those things that come with the package of growing a baby inside of you. From dealing with constipation to hemorrhoids, pregnancy can be hard and painful for a lot of women.

This woman seems to be telling her church-going partner that she will be unable to attend prayers due to her unfortunate bathroom issues.

Ever thought about what it would seem like to take a selfie from below when pregnant? Well, this woman is showing you the reality of growing a baby inside of you. Not so photogenic now, are we?

Anyway, we think her baby bump, which seems to be growing pretty steadily, is absolutely beautiful! However, just maybe she should try taking a picture from above for a change, right?

What’s more confusing than pregnancy cravings? Assisting your partner to find the right items for you in a supermarket without being physically present! For some reason, these partners seem to have no clue when it comes to finding the right items in a supermarket, and that’s the exact struggle of this young pregnant woman.

Although the texts do not show if he actually found what she wanted, we can only pray and hope he bought the right apple juice — or else, guess who’s staying out tonight? Definitely not us!

Being gifted with beautiful physical attributes that others would rather ask for through cosmetic surgery is surely a rare thing to behold. However, this pregnant woman prefers the smaller and more petite look on her body.

While it’s usually not so achievable in her case, we’re glad that her pregnancy bump has allowed her to enjoy the benefits of feeling like she has a smaller chest! You go, girl!

In all honesty, we think this is the most wholesome and amazing way to welcome your unborn child into your womb! Instead of being conscious of how her partner will see her from now on, this woman chose to embrace her new look as well as her tiny companion that will soon grow into a healthy and beautiful baby.

This kind of positivity is what every expectant mother needs in their lives!